She’s just trying to teach him to dance.
But I still ship it.
SO: Here’s my opinion of Stick of Truth if anyone cares for it. Semi spoilers?:
If you want it, I’d personally wait to get it until it’s a little cheaper because it is a short game. Like hella short. I haven’t played such a short game outside of shooters and God knows they can’t have a huge plot otherwise their normal audiences will be annoyed (rolls eyes). It’s a game that was beaten in three days.
BUT good news: It’s a very good South Park game. Literally it felt like we were watching a few part episodes in a row and I cannot tell you how many times I went ‘Oh my God’ or how much I laughed at the brilliance and shocking parts of it. If you need a good South Park kick, this is definitely very good for it.
ALSO: I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY love the little things they did for the battle system. Like when Cartman’s in your party and he heals himself he actually sneaks another healing item to eat more. When Kenny’s dead he’ll be back relatively fast, Kyle’s technique, FUCKING BUTTERS. So yeah, the battle system is actually fun and they do other things if you don’t want to get into a lot of fights (and when you get near the end of the game you don’t really see the point because more than likely you’re max level).
I was disappointed that you couldn’t choose genders at first, but I made sense with it in ‘There’s no way in hell Cartman would invite a new girl kid over to play this fantasy adventure they’re doing’ and also calling girls douchebag would seem kind of awful I guess (though I could totally see Cartman doing that anyway because he is evil incarnate as much as I enjoy his antics)? But I was happy that one of the best armors of the game were a woman set of armor, and that it’s easy to look like a female if you wanted (in fact I had mental mind fun comics about my character trying to be ‘lesbians’ with Princess Kenny, yes, very fun, ahahaha).
There was a ton of surprises and I never saw any of it coming and yeah, it’s a good fun game, but again I recommend getting it when it’s a little cheaper because getting short games at full price always seem ludicrous to me personally.
[Edit: Shoot! I forgot to mention that I was disappointed that there isn’t a certain speech in there, but I’M OKAY WITH THAT]
I love the fact that Butters is on the Stick of Truth cover I’m all like:
Butters I don’t need to be cool, I just need to be friends with yooooou.